Book 5 – Episode 4: Adventure Time

SLYTHERIN

Tree Trunks
- +5 because she’s a third wave feminist
The Lich
- -5 for trying to destroy the world
Peppermint Butler
- +5 for his interest in the dark arts
Lumpy Space Princess
- +5 for being creative and fun and the cutest and drama!!!
- +5 hot points
Jake
- -5 for being a bad dad
- +5 for cool stretchy powers
- +5 for being a good bro
- +5 for a modern relationship
- +5 healthy roommate vibes
Magic/Normal Man
- +5 hot points
- +5 for having BDE
Hunson Abadeer
Martin Mertins
- -10 for being a bad daddy
Earl of Lemongrab
- -5 for being ANNOYING
Fern
- -5 please go to therapy Fern
- +5 for the grass sword
Gunter
- +5 cuz he’s cute
- -10 for trying to destroy the world
King of Oo
- -5 for taking advantage of sweet pea

GRYFFINDOR

RAVENCLAW

Princess Bubblegum
- +20 fashion icon
- +5 hot points
- +10 WOMEN IN STEM
- -2 for spying
Huntress Wizard
- +5 because Nora wants to be her
- +5 hot points
Betty
- +5 for working hard to get Simon back
Shelby
Starchy
- +5 for conspiracy theories
- +5 for vaudevillian speech

HUFFLEPUFF

NEPTR
- +5 for undying loyalty
Sweetpea
- +5 for his dancing
Cinnamon Bun
- +5 for becoming a brave hero
BMO
- +10 because BMO is the best!
Ice King
- +5 for wanting love
Marceline
- +10 because a good vampire and a musician
- +50 feminist icon
- +5 hot points
Tiffany
- +5
Abracadaniel
- +5 for the name, the vibe, and the look
- +5 for being a wizard
Prismo
- +5 cuz he’s cool
Banana Guards
- -5 for being bad at their jobs
Lady Rainicorn
- +5 for a modern relationship
- +5 hot points

QUIDDITCH TEAM

Chasers: Billy, Finn, LSP

Beaters: Flame Princess, Marecline

Keeper: Jake

Seeker: Princess Bubblegum

PLAYING FOR HUFFLEPUFF!!

TOTAL POINTS THIS EPISODE

Slytherin: 15

Gryffindor: 25

Hufflepuff: 125

Ravenclaw: 63

NEW RUNNING TOTALS

Slytherin: 145

Gryffindor: 291

Hufflepuff: 307

Ravenclaw: 155