Book 5 – Episode 3: Rick and Morty

SLYTHERIN

• President Morty
  • +5 for tricking the Ricks!
• Jerry Smith
  • -10 for being a bad parent
• The President
• Real Fake Doors Salesman
• Rick Sanchez
  • +5 for sick dance moves
  • +10 he sacrificed himself!
  • -3 for pickle rick
  • +2 for musicianship
• Unity
  • -5 for taking over everyone’s bring
  • +5 for ending a race war
  • +5 for getting out of a bad relationship
• Tammy Guterman
  • +5 for being a funny character
  • +5 hot points

GRYFFINDOR

• Council of Ricks 
  • -5 for being corrupt
• Principal Vagina
• Morty Smith
  • +10 for taking it all in stride
• Ice T
  • +5 HE CARES NOW!
• The Vindicators
  • -5 for influencer energy
• Abradorf Lincler
  • +5 hot points

HUFFLEPUFF

• Mr Goldenfold 
  • +5 for being chill and accepting of himself
• Birdperson
  • +5 for being him and having a gender neutral title
  • +20 Fashion Icon!
  • +5 hot points
• Ants-in-my-eyes johnson
• Squanchy
  • +5 for being the squanchiest!
• Mr. Poopybutthole
• Jessica
  • +2 for being very nice
  • +5 hot points
• Summer Smith
  • +10 for Mad Max world rampage
  • +50 Feminist Icon!
  • +5 hot points

RAVENCLAW

• Beth Smith
  • -10 for being a bad parent
  • -5 for shooting Mr. Poopybutthole
  • +5 hot points
• Scary Terry
  • +5 for being the best scarer he can be
• Gearhead
  • +2 for Gear War knowledge
• Krombopulous Michael
  • +5 for doing what he loves
• Mr. Messeks
• Snuffles/Snowball
  • +5 for going for it!
  • +5 for asserting dominance over Jerry

QUIDDITCH TEAM

Chasers: Birdperson, Summer & Morty

Seeker: Rick 

Beaters: Krombopulous Mike & Beth

Keeper: The Ship 

HOUSE POINTS THIS EPISODE (amended)

R: 12

S: 24

G: 10

H: 112

HOUSE POINTS THUS FAR (amended)

R: 92

S: 130

G: 266

H: 182