Book 5 – Episode 5: The Tudors

HUFFLEPUFF

• Charles Brandon
  • -5 for marrying his ward 
  • +5 hot points 
• Katherine Howard 
  • +5 hot points 
  • +5 girls just wanna have fun 
  • +5 practice putting her head on the block 
• Anne of Cleves 
  • +5 for not giving a crap
  • +5 hot points 
• Jane Seymour
  • +5 because she did a good job in her short time 
• Kat Astley
  • +5 for being a mother figure to Elizabeth
• Bessie Blount
  • +5 for having yeah 😉 
• George Boleyn

GRYFFINDOR

• Mary Queen of Scotts
  • +5 wig
  • +5 for the dog 
• Queen Mary I 
  • +5 being first queen regnant of england
  • -5 for being bloody Mary and killing all those people 
  • -5 for wanting to kill her sister 
• King Henry VIII
  • -30 for each of his wives 
  • +5 for being a lover of the arts 
  • +5 hot points 
• Katherine of Aragon
  • +10 for being a bamf
• Mary Boylen 
  • +5 hot points 
• Margaret Tudor (Henry VIII’s older sister)
  • -5 for making bad choices
  • +5 for pure moxy 
• Mary Tudor (Henry VIII’s younger sister)

RAVENCLAW

• Thomas Moore
  • +5 for educating his kids
• Catherine Parr
  • -5 for complacency in the Seymour Scandal
  • +5 for being the first woman to publish under her name in England 
• Anne Boleyn
  • +20 fashion Icon 
  • +5 hot points 
  • +5 heck of a speech at her death
• Queen Elizabeth I
  • +50 feminist icon 
  • +5 dear america royal diary book 
• George Boleyn 
  • +5 hot points
• Thomas Cramner
• Arthur Tudor
  • -2 for leaving poor katherin of aragon 
• King Edward VI
  • -5 for at the end of his life wrote his sisters out of his will 
• Lady Jane Grey

SLYTHERIN

• Thomas Cromwell 
  • -5 he big bad boy 
• Cardinal Wolsey
  • -5 for blocking the Anne Boleyn/Henry Percy marriage 
  • +2 what a way to go out 
• Robert Dudley
  • -3 because of the shadiness of his wife’s death
• Phillip of Spain
  • -5 he used Mary I 
  • +5 for saving Elizabeth I life 
• Thomas Culpepper
  • -10 cause YOU KNOW 
• Thomas Boleyn
  • -5 because he signed a death warrant to kill his children 
• Henry VII
  • +5 for defeating Richard the III 
• Thomas Seymour
  • -10 for being Rapey

QUIDDITCH TEAM – Slytherin

S: Anne Boleyn

B: Margaret Tudor & Henry VIII

K: Katherine of Aragon

CH: Elizabeth I, Kat Ashley, Robert Dudly

HP this episode 

G: 5 

S: 24

R: 38

H: 35

Running Total

S: 206

R: 193

H: 342

G: 296